Why Guys Go To Medical School

A few years ago, we made a flick called Double-Stuffed Plumpers about two guys who became fake doctors to meet and sex lush girls. That's why we believe the guy in these pictures is a fraud too. With beautiful, 38J-cup patients like Scarlett Rouge in need of examinations, it's no wonder why guys become gynos. You have to wonder what real-life gynecologists must think when hot mods like Scarlett Rouge (and all SCORELAND models, in fact) visit their offices for a check-up. Okay, they probably don't fuck them in their exam rooms like this healthy little physical here. Probably. But we're positive they must be thinking something along those lines because they're guys first, gynos second. Whatever the reality, it's enough to make you think of applying to medical school. Sure, most patients don't have a rack like Scarlett, but a few a week is enough to ease the pain a doctor has dealing with the skanky ones. "I've dated some real breast men, and it's cool because they're like boys with their favorite toys," Scarlett said. "They're so happy! Like when I'm giving a guy a blow job, I'll wrap my tits around his cock. Guys like that." See what Scarlett means!

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Another Notch On The Bedpost

Pussy hustlers Matt and Tony are rolling along the streets looking for a girl to thump when they spot super-hot chick Monika checking her mailbox. She's smokin'! These fine gentlemen pull over and chat her up, finding out that her parents are away. Naturally their only goal for the day is to get into her house so Tony can fuck her while Matt videotapes it. The phrase "lock up your daughters" was made with these scholars in mind. Fast talkers, they tell her they are shooting a documentary and want her to be in. Naturally she falls for this routine and invites them in. Monika tells them that she's a student studying cosmetology and massage therapy. That's music to the ears of these derelicts. When Tony offers to give Monika a massage on her bed, the game begins!

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More for Maria Moore

As one of the best-known BBW models in porn, Maria Moore likes to keep her body and tits full for the camera. She never skips out on dessert and she even goes for that second scoop of ice cream. "I know I'm in the right business because I love food and I love fucking. Sure, I could go out and find a normal job, but I'm not a normal girl. I love showing off my big tits and my dick-sucking skills. And where else would I be able to do that and get to enjoy amazing food at the same time? I've always mixed food and sex in my personal life, and now the whole world gets to see it. That idea gives me the most satisfaction of all."

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Che Bella

Merilyn walking down the street in an Italian city like Rome or Milan, her tits bouncing and swinging, would be an invitation to an ass pinched so black and blue, she would have a tough time sitting down for a few days. Now imagine her walking in this costume! The mind blows its fuses at the mental images.

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Household Tips From Janet Jade

Most models don't do windows. However, lovely Janet Jade made an exception for SCORE by publically revealing for the first time her household tips. Boob-men (and Janet's neighbors) should be eternally grateful for this big revelation. Janet demonstrates in full detail how she keeps her windows sparkling clean. Some of the process involves more than a shammy as you will observe. Not every girl is so blessed to have 44 inch 38DDD mombos to clean her windows with. They sure can't be picked up at the local supermarket. This may be the absolute last word in tits on glass videos. At least until next time. Thanks for making things more transparent, Janet! We wish all homemakers could be like you.

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No Simple Life

British LinseysWorld members -- if you get Living TV, you do not want to miss "I'm Famous and Frightened!" starting Friday March 12, 13, 14, from 9pm to midnight. Linsey and seven other British celebs will, as reported earlier, be spending the weekend at spooky old Chillingham Castle in Northumberland. Helen Orton of Scream Films, the production company behind this reality show says "The telephone number for people to call to vote for Linsey during the show is 09011 215 006. Part of the phone call revenue goes towards Linsey's charity, which is Breakthrough Breast Cancer." The following is from a LivingTV chat with Linsey early this week. The "Blue Boy" Linsey mentions is one of the more well known ghosts, a child, with a permanent lease at Chillingham.

Do you believe in ghosts?
Linsey: I think I do but I'm not scared.

Have any members of your family or close personal friends had paranormal or ghostly experiences?
Linsey: This one time my whole family got really in to doing ouija boards. That was freaky stuff. At the end we knew we needed to get rid of it so we smashed it up. The scary thing was it was found again and it was whole!

If yes, describe your emotions and any physical responses that you experienced before the onset of your encounter
Linsey: I just felt very scared, that is stuff you just don't know the power of!

Have you ever been to an investigation at a haunted site before?
Linsey: No, but my best mate Jodie Marsh lives in a really haunted house that's really freaky. I was going to stay in the room that they used to keep people before they were hung, but when we got back from a night out, I chickened out.

What's the worst thing that could happen to you at Chillingham?
Linsey: That I get locked up in the pink room with the blue boy; I just don't want to see any child spirits!

What is the bravest thing you've ever done?
Linsey: Bungee jump from 200 feet.

Are you psychic?
Linsey: Yes, I have a very strong sixth sense.

Do you consider yourself to be spiritual?
Linsey: Yes, I've got a book of spells that I have used.

If you could talk to the ghost of any famous person who would it be?
Linsey: Princess Di, what happened? Was she pregnant? Was she murdered? Was she in love?

What do you think of the other seven/eight Celebes taking part?
Linsey: I think they're a great bunch and I am just looking forward to getting up to the castle and having a laugh.

How scared do you think you are going to get?
Linsey: I'm famous and NOT frightened! I'm well up for it. The only thing I'm freaking out about is the Blue Boy.

When was the last time that you cried?
Linsey: Yesterday- I just split up with someone who I was seeing.

How do you rate your chances of coming out on top?
Linsey: They won't like me. I think I'll get chucked out.

Have you ever seen a clairvoyant/medium?
Linsey: Yes I go and see a medium called Jasmine. She is fantastic and spot on. She even told me about this show.

Have you ever had your aura read?
Linsey: No, but I'd love to

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Big Bouncy Bubbles

The next best thing to taking an actual bubble bath with the succulent Miss Jenna Valentine, model and blogger, is this SCORELAND virtual bath. It's a wholesome, clean activity with a FF-cup buxom beauty who merely needs to step into the tub to heat the water. By God, she could bottle that bathwater and sell it. SCORE Men have lots to say about Jenna, who recently celebrated her birthday. "She is one of my favorite models in SCORE." "Jenna Valentine is hands down (my pants) my favorite model. The more of her the better. Whatever she wants to do, do it." "Finally! A model that I can fantasize about!" She's too groovalicious for words. Roll that video!

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Field of Bra Dreams

Here's something you don't see every day of the week. A suitcase full of brassieres hung out on a clothesline, under the supervision of no less a gorgeous, bra-filling delight than Jenna Valentine, resident goddess of Boob Valley, California. We did something similar years ago with a model named Amy Clifford in May '99 V-Mag, though not as elaborate as Jenna's brapalooza. More recently, in February '07 SCORE, Crystal Gunns tried on several hooter-holsters against a backdrop of big bras on an indoor clothesline. Jenna tries on a selection and after you see a few pictures, you'll agree that she was meant to model bras in catalogs and Sunday newspapers. In fact, if we sold bras in the eBoobStore, we'd hire Miss Valentine in a heartbeat. Her soft, creamy, veiny double-F titties are meant to have the comfiest support possible. There's a lot of great photos in our Bra Special section in Galleries but this is one of the best bra photo shoots yet. We call it "The Field of Bra Dreams," a land where sweatermeat slings await harvesting by beautiful busties. King of brassieres Mr. Frederick would have approved.

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